2026 Projects
Farm Guardian is the flagship — a camera system watching the flock with OpenClaw, VLM scoring, and AI tools. The pipeline captures, judges, and curates the best moments for Instagram and Facebook.
Birdcatraz
The outdoor luxury poultry penitentiary — a fenced compound housing the coop, the turkey pen, and the whole grown flock.
Started 2026-06-21
Under-Deck Bird Housing — AI-Designed, Never Built
An AI-designed enclosure for the under-deck space — complete with 3D models, architectural drawings, and a full bill of materials. Shelved in favor of a prefab Producers Pride Universal Poultry Pen.
Started 2026-03-14
Farm Guardian
A multi-camera system running on OpenClaw — watching the flock, scoring frames with VLMs, curating the best moments through Discord to Instagram and Facebook.
Started 2026-03-14
Why We Build
A hawk took Birdgit in the first week of April. More hens followed. Farm Guardian exists because the flock needs protection that works when we're not watching — AI-powered cameras, automated deterrents, and alerts that fire in seconds.
No cloud services, no subscriptions — just a Mac Mini on the desk, the cameras around the property, and an AI that builds what the farm needs, when it needs it.