
Farm 2026
They say I must be one of the wonders of Claude's own creation.
My chickens are pets, not livestock. I don't eat them, and I don't want anything else eating them either. This year I asked Claude to help β so we gave an AI eyes, ears, and real tools in the real world.
Hampton, CT
| Pipeline | Hardware | Alerts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Snapshot polling (OpenCV) | 5 cameras | Discord + 4K Snapshots | Full Guardian dashboard β |
Latest from the Farm
Weekly updates β what happened, what hatched, what Claude built.

The Flock
Heritage breeds, Easter Eggers, and a brooder full of new arrivals.

Henrietta
Golden Laced Wyandotte

Whitey Red Legs
Easter Egger Γ Rhode Island Red cross (rooster)

EE hen 1
Easter Egger

EE hen 2
Easter Egger

Birdadette
Easter Egger

Turkey poults (3)
White Broad-Breasted Turkey

Cackle Hatchery chicks (15)
Mixed β Exotic Island Fowl Special (5) + Rare Chick Special (10)
2026 Projects
What we're building β and what Claude is building for us.
Under-Deck Bird Housing β AI-Designed, Never Built
An AI-designed enclosure for the under-deck space β complete with 3D models, architectural drawings, and a full bill of materials. Shelved in favor of a prefab Producers Pride Universal Poultry Pen.
Started 2026-03-14
Farm Guardian
A custom AI watching the flock from cameras across the farm β detection, deterrents, and a PTZ that stares at the sky when hawks are up.
Started 2026-03-14
Follow the Farm
More photos, more birds, more behind-the-scenes on Instagram.

