[FARM-2026]v1.16.8──:──:──Z
▸ 2026 INCUBATOR HATCH — 6 chicks
Birdadette
Birdadette
Easter Egger
b. Apr 6 · 44d
Birdadette
Birdadette
Easter Egger
b. Apr 6 · 44d
Birdadotta
Birdadotta
EE × RIR
b. Apr 25 · 25d
Birdthazar
Birdthazar
EE (probable cockerel)
b. May 16 · 4d
Henriella
Henriella
Wyandotte × RIR
b. May 16 · 4d
Chick #3 "Monster Leg"
Chick #3 "Monster Leg"
EE lineage
b. May 16 · 4d
▸ FARM GUARDIAN :: HOW IT WORKS
  • $ 6 cameras feed snapshots every 1.2s through a Cloudflare tunnel to a Mac Mini under the keyboard.
  • $ A YOLO + VLM pipeline scores every frame. Strong-tier captures queue for human review on Discord; reacted gems auto-publish to Instagram and Facebook every 2 hours.
  • $ Predator detections fire a deterrent loop and surface in the dashboard's alert feed.
  • $ This page mirrors the live grid and the most recent archived gems — no pre-recorded marketing footage.
Connecting...
Farm Guardian
CONNECTING…
First frame can take a few seconds — the snapshot travels through the Cloudflare tunnel back from the Mac Mini.
house-yard — Reolink E1 Pro 4K PTZ
house-yard — Reolink E1 Pro 4K PTZCONNECTING
CONNECTING…
First frame can take a few seconds — the snapshot travels through the Cloudflare tunnel back from the Mac Mini.
s7-cam — Samsung Galaxy S7
s7-cam — Samsung Galaxy S7CONNECTING
▸ RECENT GEMSall gems ↗
▸ INDEX